Perfect Job

5:30 a.m. - wake up

5:45 a.m. - alarm goes off

5:50 - 7:25 a.m. - shower, wake the boys, make coffee, make breakfast for boys & gluten-free husband, feed cat, referee breakfast bickering, give meds, get dressed, wake daughter and remind her of day's homeschool assignments, shoo the boys out to the car for school

7:28 - 9:30 a.m. - drive boys to school, run errands at Target and Trader Joe's, catch up with best friend via speaker phone while on the road

9:30 - 10:30 a.m. -put away groceries, miscellaneous other items, start a load of laundry, oversee home school assignments, chat with daughter, switch laundry to second load, make bed
10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. - mow, trim, weed, water front and back yards

12:40 - 1:10 p.m. -LUNCH!

1:12 - 1:45 p.m. - shower (again) and get ready for round two of carpooling

1:50 - 4:15 p.m. - Marshall's to look for new swim suit for oldest son, end of year teacher gifts and maybe shoes for me (leave empty handed), to school, pick up boys and other carpooling family, listen to other siblings squall annoyingly in my car, drop off carpoolers, pick up dry cleaning, arrive back home

4:20 - 4:50 p.m. - distribute snacks, help youngest son do quick report on Patrick Henry (which is due tomorrow but he's swearing was just assigned today...), remind him to put on lacrosse practice clothes, remind him again, and again....

5 - 5:50 p.m. - help oldest son complete social studies project due tomorrow

6 - 8:47 p.m. - make dinner for 5 people to eat in two different shifts, with several different nutritional requirements, and clean up same

8:55 - 9:02 p.m. - pray with boys and kiss good night

9:15 - 10:30 p.m. - start movie with husband and daughter. Actually make it through the first 45 minutes before nodding off

10:40 p.m. - off to bed

I have the perfect job for someone who has a short attention span or low boredom threshold!